There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
