i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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