he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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