Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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