So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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