The maid of honor just puked.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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