When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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