Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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