Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You dont lie about slip and slides
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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