Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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