kristin has been a bad kristin
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
