Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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