You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize