So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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