I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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