You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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