i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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