Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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