Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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