dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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