check it out our google latitudes are spooning
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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