i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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