Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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