chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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