Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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