farters have to be the big spoon...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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