i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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