you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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