I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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