Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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