this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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