I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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