I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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