I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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