Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Randomize
