I wish I could teleport
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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