No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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