Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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