Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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