Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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