Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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