My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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