..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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