I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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