clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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