I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she looked like the before picture.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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