i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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