Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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