well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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