Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
