My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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