so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
