just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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