Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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