Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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