Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Even my vagina gasped.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm too high and old for this...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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