is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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